hahahaha corny line surfing :')

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.

My friends and I are the type that if the house was on fire, we’d be making s’mores and hitting on the firemen. I promise that when we are old ladies we will be rippin up the old folks home in our hot pink wheel chairs :)